[It's a good thing the cop in him is used to stories that are basically a chain of unfamiliar names and crimes.]

Jesus, kid. That's the cheerfulest way I've ever heard a teenager talk about multiple felonies.

[He looks disturbed, though. Something she said has darkened his mood.]

I wouldn't know.

[He shakes his head distractedly.] Nah, just thought it was one of those where there's cakes shaped like stuff.