Knowing him, he'll probably be working even on his birthday. He works a lot.

[A pause, she thinking it over.]

What if, we really tripped him up and did it the day before his actual birthday? He wouldn't think it's weird to see you over, you can distract him while I set up.

[And then there's a sigh.]

I do his laundry along with mine, I think he has like 3 pairs of jeans as a whole. I don't understand how he managed to go so long like that.