[Video Post 06]

[dangerousidol]

[A video pops up, and once more Rise is dressed to match the Sylveon beside her. The background is Saffron City. Seems it's commercial take two. With no interruptions this time (hopefully).]

Hi everyone~! Risette here with some great news~!

[She spins in a circle and does a cute pose. Himiko mimics her the best she can, which turns out just as cute.]

Honeyed Soul has a brand new expanded menu! There's a ton of new items added to the already amazing selection of yummy treats just in time for summer~ There's even things for your Pokémon to enjoy! So head over to Goldenrod City and check it out!

[She blows a kiss at the screen, Himiko doing the same.]

We'll be seeing you~!

[The video shuts off at this point. Have fun messaging her with your thoughts on this, or anything else. If you're in the area, feel free to approach her.]

Comments

[cawsforalarm]

[Henry's getting more excited by the minute. Sweets were few and far between in the times before he came to Johto, and even after several months, he still can't get enough of them.]

Holy crows! I need to get down there, like, now! Why does my shift have to be so loooonnnnggggg? [He throws his head back and groans.]

[dangerousidol]

[She can't help but laugh. This guy was funny.]

So you work in Goldenrod?

[cawsforalarm]

Yeah. Boring stuff, but it's not hard. [Henry's head pops back to its rightful position, and the smile returns.] Sure wish I could get paid to dance with my Pokémon, though. Like--

[He looks like he wants to continue, but appears to recall something troublesome and veers off halfway through.]

...Well, I was gonna say something about my Murkrow, but I guess she's not here anymore. Oh well. Too bad, right? [He grins again, but this time it feels decidedly forced.]

[dangerousidol]

[She frowns but decides not to push it. She doesn't want to tell him a good chink of her Pokémon were left to her.]

R-Right. So... I do hope you get some treats. The sign is really cute, and the mascot is a Litwick named Phantom. He belongs to a friend of mine!

[cawsforalarm]

Aww! I love Litwicks, they're so spooooooky~ They really get me...





...fired up.

[YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH]

[dangerousidol]

[............... if she had a Kricketune, it would be chirping right now.]

[cawsforalarm]

[He just. Smiles.]

[dangerousidol]

.... that was... awful....

[EVEN TEDDIE WASN'T THAT BAD.]

[cawsforalarm]

You liked it.

Look in your heart; you crow it to be true.

[dangerousidol]

[The look on her face is just.......... wow, just stop.]

THAT ONE WAS EVEN WORSE!

[cawsforalarm]

Hey, hey, don't have a cow!

[He just holds his hands up, grinning.]

[dangerousidol]

Do you always talk like that?

[cawsforalarm]

Pretty much.

I make up puns in my spare time.

[dangerousidol]

Clearly.

You're as bad as a friend of mine.

[cawsforalarm]

Bad? I think I'm pretty fantastic.

[dangerousidol]

See, you're not bad to talk to when you don't use puns.

[cawsforalarm]

But I can't just not use puns! That'd be like never using words that start with the letter "E".

It's unnecessary, and also dumb.

[dangerousidol]

.... no, using puns all the time just makes you sound like a kid or an idiot. Normal people don't feel the need to use puns all the time. Unless that's some weird verbal tic you've got.

[cawsforalarm]

What? Just because I like to have fun doesn't make me an idiot. Jeez, you people really have your smallclothes wound, huh?

[dangerousidol]

I'd rather be talked to by someone who doesn't use puns. I have enough of that at home, and his puns are worse than yours!

[cawsforalarm]

Well then maybe I can help you see the joy and beauty of puncraft. Making up puns is actually really fun, like a puzzle!

[dangerousidol]

No thanks. I don't mind making friends, but I think I'll get sick of puns again.

[cawsforalarm]

Umm... how about if I give you puns in small, palatable amounts?

[dangerousidol]

Then you'll know if you went to far when I stop talking. Two puns a day. Maximum. So you've run out of puns for the day.

[cawsforalarm]

Hey, better than no puns.

So you and your Sylveon dance together, huh? Are you involved with that circus, or just an amateur?